Bad Momma.

Um. Yeah. So really... how did I do with operation Skinny Butt??

Well if you've seen me... you know.  My Butt. Is Not Skinny!!!!!

Damnit.

I have no excuse.  Other than um... 3 days after my last post- i was out of work from a radio station format flip where MY HUSBAND was the Program Director of the station that TOOK my job!

Yeah.  You think that sounds ugly?  Um.  Try living in my house the week after that!! haha.

I can 'smirk' about it now... cause its a month later -but it got UUUGGGGLLLLYYYY.

Needless to say... I get a handbag and a girl's trip out of it.  And you bet your ass I'm gonna do it! ha.

Ok... now that issue could have either gone one of 2 ways. 

A) I got depressed and ate till I was blue in the face.

B) I got depressed and DRANK till I was blue in the face.

C) I got depressed and didn't do any of the above.

Thankfully... it was C.  I lost a couple pounds...but I also didn't exercise.  So then as I pulled myself out of the pile of s*it.... and life returned to normal.  You know how that goes.  So does the weight.

So... with all that being said.

I am still an out of shape / over weight MOMMA.

Good Karma is coming my way... I just know it.

((And that karma might include a trip to the plastic surgeon!! hahaha))

JUST KIDDING.  I'm out of work-that means no $$ for lipo!! Or at least not now..

((snicker))

Wait.  Did I just say snickers???

Damnit.

Getting drunk on Wheat Grass.

BURP.

Remembering the Day.

Ok. So the sickness has spread through my house.. and I SURE hope it's over!!

Ugh.  Awful.

Today-I went and worked out.  It's starting to get much cooler! Fall is really here...

I'm having a hard time breathing in the cold. 

I did flippin' bear crawls today.  Isn't that meant for BEARS and burly football players???

Yeah.

MUST exercise more.

I wonder if I'll ever be that girl again?

Circa 2003.

Yeah.  I was that skinny.. for like a WEEK! haha.

That was my first week in Chicago.  Yeah.  That dude was actually a friend of ours-Keely P. to the right.  We were SLIGHTLY intoxicated???

Nahhhh.   That's besides the point.  The point is...

Damn I was skinny!! 

Oh well.  Back to my Mac-n-Cheese.

JUST KIDDING!!! RELAX!!!  It's a SALAD!! 

#fail

That is what the hashtag is on twitter.

When you fail.

I'm not saying I have failed.

I am saying... I haven't won.

For weeks now-I've watched what I ate-wrote it down... exercised.

Yet the scale hasn't moved.

Do you how much that sucks for a former fattie turned skinny turned fatty???

Makes me sick.

I look at my little boy.. and as much as I want to be angry that I gained all this weight because of him....  I can't.  He is so sweet.  So gorgeous.  So loving.

And only 16 months old.

So.

#fail is not an option... especially after I did #win with the creation of him.

But God... if you're listening... I'd really be thankful if you could just knock off a few pounds.. please?  =)